Florida State Wide Reciever Preston Parker was arrested last  night at McDonald’s near the FSU campus by the Tallahassee Police Department. Parket admitted to drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana. 
What can I say at this point? Parker is obviously done at FSU, since this is his 3rd strike. I have to wonder what goes through a [...]

Saturday, SATurday SATURDAYYYYYY!!!!
DEBUTING AT DOAK CAMPBELL STADIUM… THE ALL NEW 2008 Preston Parker!
Preston Parker is more aerodynamic than ever… he’s shaved his head.
In other news he’s also added a Super Pursuit Mode, in case he needs to play defense.

The agility and ninja skills of the blue stick man

Upgraded catching ability

He’s also improved his end [...]

From the Palm Beach Post:
Parker is charged with possession of marijuana and carrying a concealed .45 caliber handgun in West Palm Beach.
… Just what the football team needed.