By Jeff Buckley (Nolelando)
Many, many moons ago, Mike Bianchi’s hair migrated southward bounds on a holy crusade to cover His massive pair of balls – A pair so massive He doth lug them about in a wheel barrow gilded with Nazi gold, encrusted with blood diamonds, padded with the entrails of one-thousand eviscerated kittens, lined [...]

Go figure, Bianchi decided to be a “cafeteria” writer, by picking and choosing what to include and how to interpret it.

Folks, I have a feeling things are going to get a tad bit worse than the self-imposed discipline.
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