Do you put a Jolly Rancher in that Zima too FOV? Maybe you need medical attention from the:

Sometimes, I just absolutely hate sports fans. Specifically, I hate sports bloggers, who are the guys that are passionate enough to actually write about the team they adore. Yes, I even hate myself a little bit at times [...]

We all know that guy. You know what I’m talking about. That guy, who is trying desperately to make up for his own insecurities. He wears a tie to “suit up” at casual affairs and outdress the “competition.” He constantly cracks jokes around women for the attention. He always “selling” himself. He talks about the popular [...]