Wednesday, July 30th, 2014

By Jeff Buckley (Nolelando) Many, many moons ago, Mike Bianchi’s hair migrated southward bounds on a holy crusade to cover His massive pair of balls – A pair so massive He doth lug them about in a wheel barrow gilded with Nazi gold, encrusted with blood diamonds, padded with the entrails of one-thousand eviscerated kittens, […]

(Note From Bill: This is Jeff’s first post as a writer for ScalpEm.com. I welcome him and his contributions to the site! Here’s his first offering!) By Nolelando (Jeff Buckley) According to Willie Lee, Xavier Lee’s father and perennial mouthpiece, Xavier Lee will not return to FSU for 2008. Jimbo Fisher had been recently discussing […]