An Interview With NOLE HULK
Posted by NoleCC
Sure, some other sites might have interviews with former players, coaches or in depth analysis. BUT DO THEY HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH NOLE HULK (follow him on Twitter)? NO, I think not!!! NOLE HULK has very limited time to chat with us thanks to his obligations at the FSU Mag Lab, but he was kind enough to do this email interview with me.
Do you have any predictions for FSU Football’s 2010 Record? Will they win the ACC? Will they win a bowl game?
NOLE HULK PREDICT FSU WIN TWENTY SEVEN GAMES. SIX BOWL GAMES. BIG XII CHAMPIONSHIP. PONDER BECOME KNIGHT. FISHER WIN BRONZE STAR. FSU HAVE SHOT AT WINNING AFC EAST. ALSO DAYTIME EMMY. NOLE HULK KIDDING. BUT NOLE HULK HEAR FSU FANS TALK LIKE THAT. NOLE HULK THINK FSU WIN EIGHT OR NINE GAMES. ALSO BOWL WIN.
Are you required to purchase more than one ticket? How do you handle bathroom breaks with those tiny stalls?
NOLE HULK NO ATTEND MUCH GAMES. PEOPLE STARE. RUN FROM HOLE HULK. SMALL CHILDREN CRY. NOLE HULK USUALLY IN MEDIA ROOM ON LEATHER COUCH. WATCH GAME IN HD. NOLE HULK HIGH-TECH. WHEN NOLE HULK ATTEND NOLE HULK USE DIVERSION. LIKE STAND NEXT TO COWGIRLS. PEOPLE NO LOOK AT NOLE HULK. BUSY LOOK AT COWGIRLS. NO RESTROOM. NOLE HULK JUST HOLD IT. NO NOT HOLD IT. HOLD IT IN. BILL KNOW WHAT NOLE HULK MEAN.
What kind of books are in the NOLE HULK book club? How do you hold those tiny little books or are you all digital now?
NOLE HULK COLLECT BOOKS. RARE AND LEATHER BOUND. NOLE HULK HAVE MANY FINE BOOKS. NOLE HULK TRY EBOOKS BUT NO SMELL LIKE REAL BOOKS. NOLE HULK READ CLASSICS. SOMETIMES BEST SELLERS. NOLE HULK LIKE FAULKNER BUT FAULKNER TOO MELODRAMATIC. NOLE HULK LIKE CORMAC MCCARTHY BUT WISH CORMAC MCCARTHY USE QUOTATION MARKS. NOLE HULK GET CONFUSED –PEOPLE TALKING OR JUST THINK IT? NOLE HULK LIKE JOHN GRISHAM. BUT JOHN GRISHAM AS PREDICTABLE AS GEORGIA TECH OFFENSE. DO SAME THING EVERY BOOK BUT FOR SOME REASON NO ONE SEE IT COMING.
How does NOLE HULK feel about DRUNK HULK?
NOLE HULK WRITE LETTER FOR DRUNK HULK INTERVENTION.DEAR DRUNK HULK.DRUNK HULK DRINKING AFFECT NOLE HULK FOLLOWING WAYS. NOLE HULK WORRY FOR DRUNK HULK. DRUNK HULK NO PAY BACK NOLE HULK MONEY. DRUNK HULK BLOW CHUNKS IN NOLE HULK CAR. RUIN NOLE HULK LEATHER SEAT. SMELL STILL NOT COME OUT. WILL DRUNK HULK ACCEPT HELP TODAY? IF NOT DRUNK HULK LIFE CHANGE IN FOLLOWING WAYS. NOLE HULK NO LONGER GIVE DRUNK HULK RIDE HOME FROM BAR. NOLE HULK NO LONGER LET DRUNK HULK WATCH FSU GAME ON NOLE HULK HDTV. NOLE HULK NO LONGER LET DRUNK HULK CRASH ON COUCH WHEN DRUNK HULK EVICTED FROM DRUNK HULK APARTMENT. PLEASE DRUNK HULK GET HELP. NOLE HULK NO LOVE DRUNK HULK TO DEATH.LOVE,NOLE HULK.
Do you follow any other FSU Sports? What are some of NOLE HULK’s favorite campus places?
NOLE HULK LIKE WATCH ALL FSU SPORTS ON TV. NOLE HULK LOVE FSU FOOTBALL. NOLE HULK WISH FSU HAD WRESTLING PROGRAM. NOLE HULK NOT SPEND MUCH TIME OUT OF MAGNET LAB. OCCASIONALLY NOLE HULK HANG OUT IN GEOPHYSICAL FLUID DYNAMICS LAB WHEN FEEL LAZY. NOLE HULK LIKE BUFFETS. NOLE HULK NO ALLOWED IN BUFFETS ANYMORE.
See? I told you, you’d laugh, cry and be inspired by NOLE HULK. Make sure to check him out on Twitter and the next time you see the Cowgirls look in the background and you might catch a glimpse of him in the background.
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Jdogg on 
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NOLE Hulk is awesome! The Mag Lab is in good hands.
I agree, it’s good to know that we have homegrown defenses down there. I never know what kind of knowledge needs to be protected.
haha awesome
NOLE HULK THANKFUL FOR INTERVIEW. NOLE HULK TIRED PEOPLE NOT KNOW NOLE HULK. EVERYONE KNOW NOLE HULK NOT THINK NOLE HULK SMART. OR WANT NOLE HULK JOIN PYRAMID SCHEME. INTERVIEW CHANGE THAT.