Posted by NoleCC

Yeah that’s right, I’m talkin’ to you RAIN. You’re wet, you’re often cold and you make my skin crawl. You fog up glasses (I’ve been resourceful enough to defeat you with CONTACT LENSES, HA!), you form nasty brown puddles at the stadium and you ruin otherwise perfectly nice weekends. Can’t you be on a NORMAL BUSINESS SCHEDULE like the rest of us? You’re a necessary evil RAIN, but this whole muck up FSU Football games thing is getting old.

In case you haven’t heard, the Labor Day forecast is steadily getting worse. Remember last year’s soaking in Miami? No? How about the soaking at the Florida game? Or how about the numerous storms that have hit Doak Campbell Stadium over the past few seasons? We’re so over you RAIN, you’re the bad girl and the drama queen, and quite frankly we’ve had enough.

So yes, this is the beginning of my campaign against you RAIN. Go away, wait until Tuesday or just get your jollies before 8pm. Okay? Don’t make me get ANGRY and do something crazy, like start seeding CLOUDS.