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Saturday, SATurday SATURDAYYYYYY!!!!

DEBUTING AT DOAK CAMPBELL STADIUM… THE ALL NEW 2008 Preston Parker!

Preston Parker is more aerodynamic than ever… he’s shaved his head.

In other news he’s also added a Super Pursuit Mode, in case he needs to play defense.

The agility and ninja skills of the blue stick man

Upgraded catching ability

He’s also improved his end zone dancing

During the game Saturday night he will break each of these Guiness World Records

And finally for post game entertainment he’s just going to Work It Harder, Make It Better, Do It Faster, Make It Stronger

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1 Response to “Watch Out Wake Preston Parker Is Back”

  1. 1Anonymous on Sep 19, 2008 at 9:57 am:

    t he only thing wakes gonna be watchin is the back of his uniform as he is scorin on wakes ass

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