(Thanks to Chili from DannyFordIsGod.com for throwing in his $.02 about some of these.)

Athletic Director - Linda Cohn - Doesn’t take any crap, and keeps the ESPN boys in line. She’ll keep the program clean and make it a winner.

Head Coach - Bonnie Bernstein - Ask any guy who knows the most about the game and they’ll tell you Bonnie Bernstein. She multi talented (just ask Maryland fans) and she can direct the program from the top spot. That award winning smile wouldn’t hurt recruiting either.

Offense

Offensive Coordinator / QB Coach - Leslie Visser - grizzled vet runs “The Bone.”

Running Backs Coach - They say running backs need good vision. Rachel Nichols rarely blinks on camera.

Wide Receivers Coach - Erin Andrews, she’s been catching everything Herby’s been throwing at her for years now.

Offensive Line Coach - Holly Rowe. Do we need to say more?

Defense

Defensive Coordinator - Pam Oliver - Brains and an NFL background to bring in the recruits.

Defensive Line Coach - Stacey Dales - She’s big and strong, but lean, and from what I’ve read enjoys inflicting pain on men. Sounds like the perfect DL coach.

Linebackers Coach - Dana Jacobs. Jacobs has been reassigned as the PR Director, since she can command national attention. Any press is good press in our book.

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Defensive Backs - Robin Roberts - Does her homework. And she does kickass stuff on GMA now. She has the smarts for DB.

Special Teams - Suzy Kolber - She’s just special… special hair, special smile, special to Joe Namath.

Non-Coaching Positions (Not pictured, because we’ve seen all too much of them already)

Student Assistant - Nikki Meyer (Urban Meyer’s Daughter) - Because someone has to get the coffee.
Pregame Flyover - Jenn Sterger. It’s here, you get excited and then it’s gone just as quick and you wonder what all the fuss was about…