Thoughts From The Abyss: FSU Edition Volume 2
Posted by NoleCC
The latest brain dump from me…
Would it be possible for Jimbo Fisher to bring back the mullet from his playing days?
Why do we never have a kicking coach, when our kickers are all psycho by the time they leave?
How do guys like Dennis Dodd continue to have a job? Do they believe the crap that they spew?
Same thing for Mark May. Does he do it because he’s paid to get ratings?
Is Lou Holtz too old for speech therapy?
Am I getting cranky as I get older?
Someone should get Xavier Lee a stuffed animal, it might keep him from sulking.
How many coeds does Kirk Herbstreit bag in a college football season?
Which Tiger is cooler, the Auburn Tiger or the Clemson Tiger?
Why do fans from any southern school make fun of other schools’ fans wearing jorts? We ALL have jort wearers.

Tony the Tiger is cooler than both. Tiger Woods is more now (ESPN told me so). The Detroit Tigers are more professional (But only a little more as evidenced by the past month and a half). Paper tigers are more fun to look at. Real tigers are more fun to photograph, if they’ll wake up and move around.
I think Lou is too old for speech therapy, but his speech annoys me anyway.
As for the Tiger debate, I say neither, and cast a vote for LSU. Have they gotten Mike VI yet?
Addressing those by point…
Only if the offense takes off thisseason and even then only in Tally…
If a kicking coach was employed, then the Canes wouldn’t have anything to laugh about…
Yes…
Yes…
Yes…
No, your drawers are just getting tighter…
I’m thinking a scholly release would be better; coupled with a bus ticket to Valdosta State…
Too many to count…
I gotta go with LSU; you can buy liquor in the convenience store in Louisiana…
Precisely; however for the record I have never owned a pair of jorts…