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By Willy Mac and Chili (not really, he’s a slacker, so scratch that billing for him, this is all Willy Mac) from DannyFordIsGod.com

(NoleCC’s Note: Don’t blame them if the article makes little sense. They’re Tigers remember, and when they try to spell Clemson, they have to think REALLY HARD about that “N” before they say it.)

Lunchtime in Tiger Town.

Hey there Noles fans. How’s the hair gel/wife beater industry down there in Tally? Only 88 more days till the big Labor Day show down. To fill some space and pass the summer time, me and Bill figured we’d give ya’ll a restaurant special for this segment of “Know Your Noles”. Bill picked just one place in Tally mostly cause ya’ll are coming up here this year. What we have done is split it into lunch and dinner. I have selected four of the best lunch spots in Clemson with prices, background, etc provided. Please remember though, if you plan to come up for the weekend (which I suggest you do), remember that in Clemson there are absolutely no alcohol sales on Sunday, not even in restaurants. So, please make sure you buy whatever before Sunday.

(NoleCC’s Note: Clemson Coeds in Training For Massage Parlor Careers)

So here goes:

Restaurant: Mac’s – The all-American Clemson burger joint. The place itself not only serves as a hot spot for Clemson old timers as well as students and athletes, but a veritable shrine to Clemson champions. The walls are decked with signed autographs of everyone from Jerry Butler to Chris Benson to Brian Dawkins. Even a pair of orange pants that was worn in the National Championship game adorns the wall, signed by the stunners on the 1981 team. The restaurant is owned and operated by Harold “Mac” McKeown, class ‘56 and is frequented by many of his former classmates as well as Tiger fans old and new. Best not to wear your FSU gear in there if you want to be served.

Dish: Double cheeseburger (2.95) & Beer battered onion rings (1.90) – One of my favorite meals when I’m feeling like pigging out.

Booze: No

Open Sundays: No

Restaurant: Tiger Town Tavern – The Tavern opened as a pool hall/tavern in 1977 as the Red Carpet Lounge. It is now a staple to the Clemson downtown nightlife. Known for it’s prompt service, huge liquor selection, pool tables, and for having the most TVs downtown. Probably the closest thing you’re going to get to a sports bar on main street.

Dish: Bacon Bleu Cheeseburger… Unfortunately name the Bowden Burger (7.25) – The best bacon bleu burger I’ve ever had. They do the buns right, the bacon extra crispy, grade A angus beef, and blue cheese dressing that can be described as a bunch of bleu cheese chunks lightly drizzled with ranch dressing.

Booze: Yes

Open Sundays: Yes (Private upstairs club for booze)

Restaurant: Big Dave’s BBQ – Founded by Big Dave Jones who is a well renowned area caterer who finally decided to settle down and try his hand at owning a place of his own. This is probably one of the best BBQ joints in the Clemson area.

Dish: #1 Pork Sandwich w/ 1 side (4.99) – Perfect, sweet, chopped pork with a choice of one of five sides, but trust me, those five is all you’ll want to choose from. Try the homemade mac and cheese (best I’ve ever had at a BBQ joint).

Booze: No

Open Sundays: No

Restaurant: Ancheaux’s – Not a real personal favorite of mine, but it is a Clemson staple. A Moe’s type of restaurant minus the booze. They also serve quesadillas, pitas, salads, sandwiches, hamburgers, and gumbo.

Dish: Black Jack Sandwich (6.95) – Probably the best thing that they sell and it’s the only reason I’d choose Ancheaux’s over Moe’s.

Booze: No

Open Sundays: No

One last thing, I think Willy Mac meant to include this YouTube clip of himself, but he forgot. Thankfully, I’ve gone through the trouble of finding it. If only he had the jorts to finish off the look.