Posted by NoleCC

By Bill Kristoph

It Was So Hot at Doak Campbell Stadium this weekend, I wore SPF Sweatshirt and still got a tan. It Was So Hot at Doak Campbell Stadium this weekend, I swear I heard footballs on the field sizzling like bacon.

It Was So Hot at Doak Campbell Stadium this weekend, I couldn’t even hear the “PUNT IT TO THE CORNER” from across the field.

It Was So Hot at Doak Campbell Stadium this weekend, the tailgate peanut butter was liquefied by the end of the day.

It Was So Hot at Doak Campbell Stadium this weekend, the new Bobby Bowden statue lost ten pounds.

It Was So Hot at Doak Campbell Stadium this weekend, you could keep your hot dogs warm by setting them on the bench next to you.

It Was So Hot at Doak Campbell Stadium this weekend, the Seminole Defense evidently decided to stay in the locker room and send out impostors.

It Was So Hot at Doak Campbell Stadium this weekend, post-gate only lasted a couple of hours. Now that folks, is a shame! A shame I tell you!

I think you get the picture.