Posted by NoleCC

By Bill Kristoph

I thought long and hard on what to write about this week. My plan was to keep this column light hearted. Nothing funny came to mind though, so this is one of those hard hitting, in depth and serious columns. Three sections of one highly important topic are going to be covered so pay very close attention children!’,'Which item of food is better at Doak?

Item #1 The Hotdog
This is the all-American favorite. There is nothing like getting a steaming hotdog at a game right? At a baseball game, yes, but at a football game, no. I don’t care how good the hotdog, they should stay at summer time baseball games. Football fans are too hardcore for the hotdog, unless of course we consider the chilidog. Let’s just hope they don’t offer those anytime soon, the stands are packed to tightly for the consequences of them.

Item #2 The Burger
If we were talking about a good burger, then maybe this would deserve some attention. I think the kangaroo meat offered up is pretty sad. Try as you might, but drenching that bad boy in the condiments from the squeeze containers will not help! Could we please get something decent in there!?

Item #3 The Sausage And Pepper Grease fest (The winner)
::Homer Simpson voice:: Mmmmmm grease. slurrrrrrp. You’ve got to go try one of these if you haven’t had one yet! It’s the perfect combination of a greasy sausage link, greasy peppers and a grease soaked roll. Man, I’m hungry now. Finally, some football food!

Bonus Cotton Candy
What in the blue hell is that doing at a football game? It’s usually a hot day. the stuff sticks all over the place. egad man no wonder our crowd is soft a lot of the time.

Double Bonus The cups
What happened to the old beverage cups? Those completely round new ones just don’t hold up as well. Do they expect me to go out and buy some real glasses now? Argh!

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